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Q: What is the Cult of the Deathbat?
A: The Deathbats are srsly hxc shit. Want to embark on this metallzzz adventure and join the cult? We go *FlapFlap*.
Q: Why should I join the cult of the Deathbat?
A: SINCE THE WORLD WAS CREATED, PEOPLE HAVE FELT A LONGING TO BE FREE FROM THE PRESSURES OF ORDINARY HUMAN LIFE AND FLAP THEIR WINGS... LIKE A TRUE CREATURE OF THE NIGHT. NOW YOU TOO CAN EXPERIENCE THIS MIRACLE OF DARKNESS. ~*~DEATHBATS~*~
Q: What is the role of the high priestess? And the founders?
A: The high priestess is the most important, well, mortal position. She has power over all who aspire to be one with the darkness. But the founders of this religion have achieved something closer to perfection. They can never die, for they are no longer living. They rule through the black hearts and minds of our followers, and flap their xxmetalwingsxx for eternity.
Q: How do I become a Deathbat?
A: Anyone may become a Deathbat, just comment with your Deathbat name (IT MUST BE METALXXCORE). If you would like to move up in the ranks (In the words of Darth Jesus: YOU WANT TO BE A JEDI. YOU'RE A DEATHBAT WITH A LIGHTSABER IF YOU ARE A JEDI DEATHBAT.) ...you must go through the indoctrination ceremony. This means a new Deathbat must state that you referred them to deathbatshxc. You may get up to the rank of Priest/Priestess by spreading the word.
-Kxxte of Morgxth: of all elf-banes the most deadly.
-Dark Nixx Bunny
-Amber Jesus A.K.A. Darth Jesus of the Order of the Deathbats of The Darkside
Priests and Priestesses:
-First Bat: AmyztotheHXC
-MARY MAGDALENE MCWHOREYWHORE
-jeff the deathmothx
YOU WANT TO BE APART OF THIS SHIT, SRSLY.